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SMART GIRLS DON'T KISS ALIENS BY ALINA JACOBS

6/27/2022

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Smart Girls Don't Kiss Aliens is a hilarious romcom from Alina Jacobs! If you're a fan of laugh out loud alien smut then you don't want to miss this one!
Rating: ★★★★
​Release Date: May 31, 2022
Genre: Fantasy Romance

Series: First book in the Untitled series
Pages: 232 pages
Format: eBook. Source: Kindle Unlimited.
Crash-land on an alien barbarian planet and told there’s no way home?

LMAO! I’m a rocket scientist. Miss me with that noise.
Anyone else might have a nervous breakdown, but I was abducted with my besties! Between us, we have fifteen PhDs.
We will be getting off this planet. 
Trust.

No, I will not be finding an eternal bonded mate among the seven-foot-tall alien males.
No, I will not be wearing a furkini and walking around barefoot.
And no, I will not be moving into a cave with no internet or running water and accepting my fate like the rest of the freed human women on this craft-cocktail-forsaken planet.
Two liquid hydrogen rockets and a smidge of deep-space travel later, and we’re back home on Earth.
​Except that our spaceship had stowaways.
Now there’s a seven-foot-tall alien named Cassius in my Los Angeles condo. He’s calmly explaining that according to the ancestors, we are to be eternally mated and have a litter of children.
Also, he’s wearing a loincloth.
And he has horns.
Wipe that smirk off your face. No, it is not as sexy as it sounds.
He barked at my cat.
He harassed my busybody Karen neighbor (actually, I’m okay with that one).
And he’s obsessed with the ice maker in my fridge.

What’s a smart girl to do?
The smart thing is to build a rocket ship and send Cassius and his other hot alien friends back to their home planet.
The not-smart thing to do is fall into those deep blue-gray eyes and let him show me just how good that forked tongue feels.
And the downright stupid thing to do is fall in love with an alien.


This is a stand-alone, full-length, laugh-out-loud romantic comedy, complete with bad space puns, hot guys with horns, and enough steam to cause a supernova. Happily ever after guaranteed!

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Smart Girls Don’t Kiss Aliens is a hilarious romcom from Alina Jacobs. Honestly, I pretty much laughed out loud through this entire book. The humor is just “out of this world” (no pun intended 😂). It’s just a quick, hilarious read with enough spice (super dirty btw) to keep it interesting!

I’ve been on the fence about reading alien romance because, well, it’s a little strange. But now that I’ve sampled the goods I want more! I’m so excited to see where the author takes this series next because she has a bunch of amazing secondary characters whose books I need to read. And dare I say, I just love the sexy times she writes with these guys? Because it’s pretty HOT.

If you enjoy a book that will not only make you laugh like a hyena but will also make you blush, then I definitely recommend giving this one a try! It’s going to be such a great series I just know it!


𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗙𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗡𝗦 𝗢𝗙:
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𝗠𝗬 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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